What’s Sexier than an Orphan? by Admiral Fartmore Editor’s Note (Beau Dashington): a romance between a baby and billionaire? sounds saucy…. My view on Harlequin romances has always been skewed by the fact that my grandmother loves them. She retired early, and for the past 40-odd years,
All Real Men are Just Like Me by Beau Dashington Editor’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): My mother loves Tim Allen and keeps a copy of this book in her dining room. We’re nothing if not topical here at the PSBC. We’re always covering current events like the OJ
The Big W by Admiral Fartmore Book Assigner’s Note (Beau Dashington): Once again, the PSBC proves its relevance by returning to some ancient piece of shit from the 90s that no one cares about. Interesting fact: this movie has two sequels, but will this review as well? If you’
Eat, Pimp, Love: One Ghetto Gourmet’s Search for Everything by Disgraced Former Member This post marks a first in PSBC history. I have been given the privilege and responsibility of reviewing the first-ever cookbook. When I heard I was getting assigned a cookbook my heart dropped; I’ve
Not Bad for an Ape by Admiral Fartmore Book Assigner’s Note (Disgraced Former Member): In addition to being a television personality and totally legit author, Snooki is technically a professional wrestler. She appeared on WWE on two separate occasions, which earned her a prestigious Slammy in 2011, accepted via
Intentionally Bad… Is Good? by Disgraced Former Member Book Assigners’ Note (Admiral Fartmore): Heyyyy, we liked one! The idea of creating something intentionally bad is as old as time itself. Be it Chaucer pranking those courtly audience members with The Tale Of Melibee, anti-art movements like the Incoherents or
Why do so many people want to fuck monsters? by Beau Dashington Book Assigner’s Note (Disgraced Former Member): Looking to get into the vampire lifestyle but don’t know the first thing about them? Wikihow has some excellent instructions to get you started. The PSBC is nothing if not
Strange Crosses And Bubblegum by Disgraced Former Member Assigner’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): I wonder if Archie would have sided with the Nazis. Jughead for sure. The Girl Who Loved the Swastika taught me the difference between good and bad. God, America, and bubble-gum? All good. Nazis, Russians, and
A Flurry of Poorly Described Punches by Disgraced Former Member Editor’s note (Disgraced Former Member): I named my first cat Sonya after Sonya Blade when I was about 8 years old. Ever since then I’ve always wanted to be with a woman who could not only crush me
The Greatest Book Ever Written? by Beau Dashington Editors note: (Disgraced Former Member) While I don’t think this book will top Time’s list any time soon, I honestly applaud Beau for finishing this road apple. You can only hear about this book for the first time once in
My Mama Always Used to Say, ‘LIFE IS LIKE AN AN ETERNAL BATTLE AGAINST JERKING OFF ALL THE TIME’ (2/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: Tugging feels nice. I went abroad for work a few weeks ago, and to help me keep faithful
A Christmas Special (4/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book found by Admiral Fartmore) Admiral’s note: Beau edited this, but forgot to make a note because he was too busy slaughtering and feasting on a goat. That’s not a joke. Merry Christmas. Sometimes people say that those who can’