Not Bad for an Ape by Admiral Fartmore Book Assigner’s Note (Disgraced Former Member): In addition to being a television personality and totally legit author, Snooki is technically a professional wrestler. She appeared on WWE on two separate occasions, which earned her a prestigious Slammy in 2011, accepted via
Intentionally Bad… Is Good? by Disgraced Former Member Book Assigners’ Note (Admiral Fartmore): Heyyyy, we liked one! The idea of creating something intentionally bad is as old as time itself. Be it Chaucer pranking those courtly audience members with The Tale Of Melibee, anti-art movements like the Incoherents or Dada,
Why do so many people want to fuck monsters? by Beau Dashington Book Assigner’s Note (Disgraced Former Member): Looking to get into the vampire lifestyle but don’t know the first thing about them? Wikihow has some excellent instructions to get you started. The PSBC is nothing if not
Strange Crosses And Bubblegum by Disgraced Former Member Assigner’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): I wonder if Archie would have sided with the Nazis. Jughead for sure. The Girl Who Loved the Swastika taught me the difference between good and bad. God, America, and bubble-gum? All good. Nazis, Russians, and rape?
A Flurry of Poorly Described Punches by Disgraced Former Member Editor’s note (Disgraced Former Member): I named my first cat Sonya after Sonya Blade when I was about 8 years old. Ever since then I’ve always wanted to be with a woman who could not only crush me
The Greatest Book Ever Written? by Beau Dashington Editors note: (Disgraced Former Member) While I don’t think this book will top Time’s list any time soon, I honestly applaud Beau for finishing this road apple. You can only hear about this book for the first time once in
My Mama Always Used to Say, ‘LIFE IS LIKE AN AN ETERNAL BATTLE AGAINST JERKING OFF ALL THE TIME’ (2/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: Tugging feels nice. I went abroad for work a few weeks ago, and to help me keep faithful
A Christmas Special (4/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book found by Admiral Fartmore) Admiral’s note: Beau edited this, but forgot to make a note because he was too busy slaughtering and feasting on a goat. That’s not a joke. Merry Christmas. Sometimes people say that those who can’
Give the People What They Want (2/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: For years Beau has been calling the bathroom the “holodeck” where he goes on his special adventures. Lately he can’t seem to go without his “four interchangeable sets hands” wolverine
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for ISIS Cream (4.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: with this first post in over a year commences our soft come back; soft just like Beau’s penis. Well, soft until he started reading this
Bumfuck Nowhere (3/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: Alas! How wretched is I, Beau the horse, whose Bestial Pleasures have render’d him odious to the rest of his Fellow Creatures… I doth fucked up my review of Tintin and I am just
Why yes, I am entertained… But I have questions. (4.8/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: Yeah, it isn’t really a book, and yeah, the project was ultimately scrapped. But this (assumed) DMT-inspired nightmare was too good to pass up. When