I’ll thrust my groin whenever I damn well please. (3.3/10) By Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member)Editors Note: Disgraced Former Member thought Disgraced Former Member would be the most suited to review a book on gentlemanly conduct due to his regular and common
Wait, what just happened? (0.5/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: Reading My Immortal has caused Disgraced Former Member to complain to the committee that since this is an unpublished book, it shouldn’t be a valid choice. But we know that
How I Learned to Think Like a Man (3.4/10) by The WildCard (book selected by Disgraced Former Member) Imagine a scenario where you are forced to rank the hosts of the long running American game show, Family Feud, in order of likability. At the top would be the
Get Ready for the Joy, Bitches (4.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book selected by Disgraced Former member) Editor’s Note: I’m happy as fuck What makes people happy? An intriguing question; one that philosophers have sought the answer to since the dawn of time, when clichés first rolled
Fucking Br’yan (4/10) by AdmiralFartmore (book selected by Disgraced Former Member) Fantasy world-building has been a bit of a passion of mine ever since the first time my older brother called me a faggot. I was around 7 or 8 at the time, I think. Not sure.
You Should Never Listened To ‘The Boys’ (2.5/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book selected by Beau Dashington) Editors Note: I am an atheist. I do not believe in any deity who has a conscious will. The universe simply is as it is. “If we have the truth, it
So Long, And Thanks for All the Fucks (2/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book selected by WildCard) Editors Note: I feel it important to state for the record that I did not complete this book review before the deadline, and as such, I’ll be forced to buy dinner for
Mazel Tov (0/10) by Beau Dashington (book selected by AdmiralFartmore) In a controversial turn of events, the boys have decided to change how they assign books. After much bitching and moaning from some people who will remain nameless (actually, it was AdmiralFartmore and Peartree), it was decided to change
I Guess I’m Not A Dog Person (1/10) by Disgraced Former Member #1 (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Lesson One: How to push your neurosis and selfish needs onto your dog. Have a dream about a dog and go out and get one. Take a week off of
Can’t Stop Thinking About Mouth-Shots (3/10) by Disgraced Former Member #1 (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Sara York’s ‘Pray The Gay Away’ is the coming of age story of Jack Miller, the popular all-star high school football hero son of a pastor, and Andrew Collins,
Miles to Go Before I Sleep (3/10) by AdmiralFartmore(book chosen by Peartree) The final stanza of Robert Frost’s iconic poem echoes through my head as I force myself through the final pages of Miley Cyrus’s piece-of-shit biography, Miles to Go. I’m in a
The Beginning (by Beau Dashington)It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a group of men in possession of too much time, must be in want of a shitty way to gamble. Five boys, all alike in dignity, all wanting to force each other to read gay erotica and teen