Dear Grumpy Cat by Disgraced Former Member Editor’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): Disgraced Former Member was sick of dog books. He was also sick of reading. So we figured a picture book about cats might work. That’s alright Grumpy You don’t know me Grumpy, and I’m sure
How to Attempt and Fail at Profiting Off the Misery of Others During the Daytime by Admiral Fartmore Editor’s Note (Beau Dashington): Finally, a book about meeting women during regular business hours. I Hope it’s Sunny Out: A Guide to Meeting Women in the Daytime by Tony D.
Wrestleshit by Admiral Fartmore Editor’s Note (Disgraced Former Member): Phantasio was and always will be, the best wrestler. He performed magic tricks DURING the match! Look that shit up! Wrestlecrap: The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling is a book about crappy storylines and gimmicks in professional wrestling. Written by
What’s Sexier than an Orphan? by Admiral Fartmore Editor’s Note (Beau Dashington): a romance between a baby and billionaire? sounds saucy…. My view on Harlequin romances has always been skewed by the fact that my grandmother loves them. She retired early, and for the past 40-odd years,
All Real Men are Just Like Me by Beau Dashington Editor’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): My mother loves Tim Allen and keeps a copy of this book in her dining room. We’re nothing if not topical here at the PSBC. We’re always covering current events like the OJ
The Big W by Admiral Fartmore Book Assigner’s Note (Beau Dashington): Once again, the PSBC proves its relevance by returning to some ancient piece of shit from the 90s that no one cares about. Interesting fact: this movie has two sequels, but will this review as well? If you’
Eat, Pimp, Love: One Ghetto Gourmet’s Search for Everything by Disgraced Former Member This post marks a first in PSBC history. I have been given the privilege and responsibility of reviewing the first-ever cookbook. When I heard I was getting assigned a cookbook my heart dropped; I’ve
Not Bad for an Ape by Admiral Fartmore Book Assigner’s Note (Disgraced Former Member): In addition to being a television personality and totally legit author, Snooki is technically a professional wrestler. She appeared on WWE on two separate occasions, which earned her a prestigious Slammy in 2011, accepted via
Intentionally Bad… Is Good? by Disgraced Former Member Book Assigners’ Note (Admiral Fartmore): Heyyyy, we liked one! The idea of creating something intentionally bad is as old as time itself. Be it Chaucer pranking those courtly audience members with The Tale Of Melibee, anti-art movements like the Incoherents or
Why do so many people want to fuck monsters? by Beau Dashington Book Assigner’s Note (Disgraced Former Member): Looking to get into the vampire lifestyle but don’t know the first thing about them? Wikihow has some excellent instructions to get you started. The PSBC is nothing if not
Strange Crosses And Bubblegum by Disgraced Former Member Assigner’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): I wonder if Archie would have sided with the Nazis. Jughead for sure. The Girl Who Loved the Swastika taught me the difference between good and bad. God, America, and bubble-gum? All good. Nazis, Russians, and
A Flurry of Poorly Described Punches by Disgraced Former Member Editor’s note (Disgraced Former Member): I named my first cat Sonya after Sonya Blade when I was about 8 years old. Ever since then I’ve always wanted to be with a woman who could not only crush me