Give the People What They Want (2/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: For years Beau has been calling the bathroom the “holodeck” where he goes on his special adventures. Lately he can’t seem to go without his “four interchangeable sets hands” wolverine
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for ISIS Cream (4.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: with this first post in over a year commences our soft come back; soft just like Beau’s penis. Well, soft until he started reading this
Bumfuck Nowhere (3/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: Alas! How wretched is I, Beau the horse, whose Bestial Pleasures have render’d him odious to the rest of his Fellow Creatures… I doth fucked up my review of Tintin and I am just
Why yes, I am entertained… But I have questions. (4.8/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: Yeah, it isn’t really a book, and yeah, the project was ultimately scrapped. But this (assumed) DMT-inspired nightmare was too good to pass up.
That Dog Sure is a Fancy Talker (0.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: I assigned this book to Beau because he keeps complaining “there be too many gosh dang words in these books” and “not ’nuff purdy pictures!” Buuuut, apparently he wasn’
Chuck Tingle Pounded In The Butt By Ordinal Rating Scales/10 by Admiral Fartmore (Reviewed by Popular Demand) Editor’s note: Chuck Tingle was gracious enough to review “The Berenstain Bears: Life With Papa” for us a few weeks back and we have greatly enjoyed collaborating with him otherwise. Please
Safety First, Then Teamwork (4/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Disgraced Former Member) Editor’s note: Little known fact, James Edward Franco is an anagram for ‘Majored Dwarf’s Acne’. I like James Franco. I honestly do. Pineapple Express is one of my favourite movies, if only for
Milquetoast and Scrambled Eggs 5/10 by Peartree (assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: You know those people that have claim to have the spirit of another animal inside of them? The people that dress up like those animals and have weird sex sometimes? Furries, I think they are
Getting Real Canadian with this Shit™ (3.5/10) by AdmiralFartmore (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: If you’re not Canadian, then oh wow are you in for a treat. You’re going to learn so many fun facts about Canada! Except that this article doesn’t
Patterns of Male Baldness 3.3/10 by Beau Dashington (assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s TRIGGER WARNING: This review may trigger memories of sitting behind bald dudes with hairy backs in yoga class. Those of you who have read my posts before will already be well aware of the
Whiny Cynanthropes and Clichéd Insipid Tropes (2.7/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book requested by some reddit user) Disgraced Former Member's note: I know we’ve done erotica quite a bit in the past and it’s such low hanging fruit it’s spoiled on the ground,
Not even Newark (-3/10) By Admiral Fartmore & Beau Dashington (book submitted by a Reader) Editor’s Note: Beau Dashington and I, Admiral Fartmore, did it together. Err, I mean we wrote it together. We edited it together, too. This review, I mean. We also had sex. When one