The Greatest Book Ever Written? by Beau Dashington Editors note: (Disgraced Former Member) While I don’t think this book will top Time’s list any time soon, I honestly applaud Beau for finishing this road apple. You can only hear about this book for the first time once in
My Mama Always Used to Say, ‘LIFE IS LIKE AN AN ETERNAL BATTLE AGAINST JERKING OFF ALL THE TIME’ (2/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: Tugging feels nice. I went abroad for work a few weeks ago, and to help me keep faithful
A Christmas Special (4/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book found by Admiral Fartmore) Admiral’s note: Beau edited this, but forgot to make a note because he was too busy slaughtering and feasting on a goat. That’s not a joke. Merry Christmas. Sometimes people say that those who can’
Give the People What They Want (2/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: For years Beau has been calling the bathroom the “holodeck” where he goes on his special adventures. Lately he can’t seem to go without his “four interchangeable sets hands” wolverine
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for ISIS Cream (4.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: with this first post in over a year commences our soft come back; soft just like Beau’s penis. Well, soft until he started reading this
Bumfuck Nowhere (3/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: Alas! How wretched is I, Beau the horse, whose Bestial Pleasures have render’d him odious to the rest of his Fellow Creatures… I doth fucked up my review of Tintin and I am just
Why yes, I am entertained… But I have questions. (4.8/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: Yeah, it isn’t really a book, and yeah, the project was ultimately scrapped. But this (assumed) DMT-inspired nightmare was too good to pass up.
That Dog Sure is a Fancy Talker (0.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: I assigned this book to Beau because he keeps complaining “there be too many gosh dang words in these books” and “not ’nuff purdy pictures!” Buuuut, apparently he wasn’
Chuck Tingle Pounded In The Butt By Ordinal Rating Scales/10 by Admiral Fartmore (Reviewed by Popular Demand) Editor’s note: Chuck Tingle was gracious enough to review “The Berenstain Bears: Life With Papa” for us a few weeks back and we have greatly enjoyed collaborating with him otherwise. Please
Safety First, Then Teamwork (4/10) by Beau Dashington (book assigned by Disgraced Former Member) Editor’s note: Little known fact, James Edward Franco is an anagram for ‘Majored Dwarf’s Acne’. I like James Franco. I honestly do. Pineapple Express is one of my favourite movies, if only for
Milquetoast and Scrambled Eggs 5/10 by Peartree (assigned by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: You know those people that have claim to have the spirit of another animal inside of them? The people that dress up like those animals and have weird sex sometimes? Furries, I think they are
Getting Real Canadian with this Shit™ (3.5/10) by AdmiralFartmore (book assigned by Beau Dashington) Editor’s note: If you’re not Canadian, then oh wow are you in for a treat. You’re going to learn so many fun facts about Canada! Except that this article doesn’t