One Hundred and One-Trick Pony (3/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member) Editor’s Note: I’ve been patiently sitting on this book for ages, just waiting for my chance to assign it to ‘drawing man’. And I’m so glad I did. Of course,
Turd In The Rough. (1.7/10) By HRVA (Reddit Open Review Contest) Editor’s Note: We held an open review contest on our subreddit, challenging all those willing to read and review this Piece Of Shit™. We only had one submission, but luckily it was pretty great. I was
Turd-Eating Indian Zombies (0/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: Mmm… turds. The Camp of the Saints by Jean Raspail is a racist, apocalyptic novel about zombie-like hordes of South Asians flooding into Europe and bringing about the fall of Western civilization.
Your Child Is A Persian Rug (2.1/10) By Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Disgraced Former member) There’s quite a bit I want to say about this book, but really it comes down this: you probably shouldn’t switch your toddler for climbing up on a chair,
Reviewception (2/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book submitted by some reader) Today I have the great honor of reviewing a book of reviews by Glenn Conley. If you have not heard of him, Glenn runs a blog on WordPress (think like bench press, but for nerds), which is much prettier
Anthropomorphic Conceit — Or, All Dogs Are Retards. (2.23/10) By Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: When dogs get boners the dink looks all pink and weird. If you poke it with a stick it will shrivel back into the body. “If you believe
Why Can’t Black People Be More Korean? (2/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member) Editor’s Note: The more books we delve into in the Piece Of Shit Book Club™, the more I worry for the world. Ann Coulter is a cartoon character created, written
“Pharoahs can’t swim in the desert.” (3.4/10) By Disgraced Former Member (chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: Carrots are purple. Why am I a bird? When Beau assigned me ‘You And Your Retarded Child’ to read for our group I was a little confused. It didn’
The Penis Perspective (2.173/10) By Beau Dashington (chosen by Disgraced Former Member) You might think that if a guy wants to meet a girl, it might be helpful to read a book about pulling women. But instead I’ve been assigned a book for women on the subject
Won’t someone think of the children!? (4.1/10) By Disgraced Former Member (Submitted by David Standeven) Editor’s Note: This is the second time the Piece of Shit Book Club™ has been asked to review a book by its author. The rest of us were so fucking busy
It Helps to Read the First Two Books 4.8/10 By Beau Dashington (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member) Editor’s Note: I used to watch Star Trek with my father every Wednesday night through TNG, DSN, and Voyager. It was a time of bonding with my father and
Ball (2/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: I happen to know firsthand that the story about Admiral Fartmore’s Korean girlfriend is a lie, and that he refuses to speak to Koreans because he’s a horrible inveterate racist. He refers to them