Reviewception (2/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book submitted by some reader) Today I have the great honor of reviewing a book of reviews by Glenn Conley. If you have not heard of him, Glenn runs a blog on WordPress (think like bench press, but for nerds), which is much prettier
Anthropomorphic Conceit — Or, All Dogs Are Retards. (2.23/10) By Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: When dogs get boners the dink looks all pink and weird. If you poke it with a stick it will shrivel back into the body. “If you believe
Why Can’t Black People Be More Korean? (2/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member) Editor’s Note: The more books we delve into in the Piece Of Shit Book Club™, the more I worry for the world. Ann Coulter is a cartoon character created, written
“Pharoahs can’t swim in the desert.” (3.4/10) By Disgraced Former Member (chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: Carrots are purple. Why am I a bird? When Beau assigned me ‘You And Your Retarded Child’ to read for our group I was a little confused. It didn’
The Penis Perspective (2.173/10) By Beau Dashington (chosen by Disgraced Former Member) You might think that if a guy wants to meet a girl, it might be helpful to read a book about pulling women. But instead I’ve been assigned a book for women on the subject
Won’t someone think of the children!? (4.1/10) By Disgraced Former Member (Submitted by David Standeven) Editor’s Note: This is the second time the Piece of Shit Book Club™ has been asked to review a book by its author. The rest of us were so fucking busy
It Helps to Read the First Two Books 4.8/10 By Beau Dashington (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member) Editor’s Note: I used to watch Star Trek with my father every Wednesday night through TNG, DSN, and Voyager. It was a time of bonding with my father and
Ball (2/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: I happen to know firsthand that the story about Admiral Fartmore’s Korean girlfriend is a lie, and that he refuses to speak to Koreans because he’s a horrible inveterate racist. He refers to them
I’ll thrust my groin whenever I damn well please. (3.3/10) By Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member)Editors Note: Disgraced Former Member thought Disgraced Former Member would be the most suited to review a book on gentlemanly conduct due to his regular and common
Wait, what just happened? (0.5/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: Reading My Immortal has caused Disgraced Former Member to complain to the committee that since this is an unpublished book, it shouldn’t be a valid choice. But we know that
How I Learned to Think Like a Man (3.4/10) by The WildCard (book selected by Disgraced Former Member) Imagine a scenario where you are forced to rank the hosts of the long running American game show, Family Feud, in order of likability. At the top would be the
Get Ready for the Joy, Bitches (4.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book selected by Disgraced Former member) Editor’s Note: I’m happy as fuck What makes people happy? An intriguing question; one that philosophers have sought the answer to since the dawn of time, when clichés first rolled