“Pharoahs can’t swim in the desert.” (3.4/10) By Disgraced Former Member (chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: Carrots are purple. Why am I a bird? When Beau assigned me ‘You And Your Retarded Child’ to read for our group I was a little confused. It didn’
The Penis Perspective (2.173/10) By Beau Dashington (chosen by Disgraced Former Member) You might think that if a guy wants to meet a girl, it might be helpful to read a book about pulling women. But instead I’ve been assigned a book for women on the subject
Won’t someone think of the children!? (4.1/10) By Disgraced Former Member (Submitted by David Standeven) Editor’s Note: This is the second time the Piece of Shit Book Club™ has been asked to review a book by its author. The rest of us were so fucking busy
It Helps to Read the First Two Books 4.8/10 By Beau Dashington (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member) Editor’s Note: I used to watch Star Trek with my father every Wednesday night through TNG, DSN, and Voyager. It was a time of bonding with my father and
Ball (2/10) By Admiral Fartmore (book chosen by Beau Dashington) Editor’s Note: I happen to know firsthand that the story about Admiral Fartmore’s Korean girlfriend is a lie, and that he refuses to speak to Koreans because he’s a horrible inveterate racist. He refers to them
I’ll thrust my groin whenever I damn well please. (3.3/10) By Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Disgraced Former Member)Editors Note: Disgraced Former Member thought Disgraced Former Member would be the most suited to review a book on gentlemanly conduct due to his regular and common
Wait, what just happened? (0.5/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book chosen by Admiral Fartmore) Editor’s note: Reading My Immortal has caused Disgraced Former Member to complain to the committee that since this is an unpublished book, it shouldn’t be a valid choice. But we know that
How I Learned to Think Like a Man (3.4/10) by The WildCard (book selected by Disgraced Former Member) Imagine a scenario where you are forced to rank the hosts of the long running American game show, Family Feud, in order of likability. At the top would be the
Get Ready for the Joy, Bitches (4.1/10) by Beau Dashington (book selected by Disgraced Former member) Editor’s Note: I’m happy as fuck What makes people happy? An intriguing question; one that philosophers have sought the answer to since the dawn of time, when clichés first rolled
Fucking Br’yan (4/10) by AdmiralFartmore (book selected by Disgraced Former Member) Fantasy world-building has been a bit of a passion of mine ever since the first time my older brother called me a faggot. I was around 7 or 8 at the time, I think. Not sure.
You Should Never Listened To ‘The Boys’ (2.5/10) by Disgraced Former Member (book selected by Beau Dashington) Editors Note: I am an atheist. I do not believe in any deity who has a conscious will. The universe simply is as it is. “If we have the truth, it
So Long, And Thanks for All the Fucks (2/10) by Admiral Fartmore (book selected by WildCard) Editors Note: I feel it important to state for the record that I did not complete this book review before the deadline, and as such, I’ll be forced to buy dinner for