In the first of our new series of guest reviews, Merjot has volunteered to flush the turd that is Bram Stoker’s lesser known horror classic. A Literary garbage fire by Merjot Rating this story on my arbitrary scale, I give it 3.4/10. One happy evening I was
Peasant vs. Imperialist… plus a Monkey by Admiral Fartmore Over the last year, American popular discourse on China has reached a level of negativity that is normally reserved only for popular film franchises. As such, we thought it would be great to examine a work where these two worlds collide:
The Crystal Turd by Beau Dashington Editors note: There’s apparently a lot of bad Star Wars books. If I’m completely honest, I’m not really that into Star Wars. I’m more of a Star Trek kind of guy. But even as someone who doesn’t get into
Why do Astronauts need to know how to swim? by Admiral Fartmore Editors note: ???????????????????????????????????? I read this book on a plane. It wasn’t planned. It wasn’t so I could take shots out the window to show the curvature of the earth. I read this book on a plane
Nine Foot Whale Schlong by Beau Dashington Editors note: We are back again, again. Again. Any of you who follow the PSBC, will know that we love animals. They’re just so huggable and loveable. We don’t love animals as much as Malcolm J. Brenner, who wrote an autobiographical
Dear Grumpy Cat by Disgraced Former Member Editor’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): Disgraced Former Member was sick of dog books. He was also sick of reading. So we figured a picture book about cats might work. That’s alright Grumpy You don’t know me Grumpy, and I’m sure
How to Attempt and Fail at Profiting Off the Misery of Others During the Daytime by Admiral Fartmore Editor’s Note (Beau Dashington): Finally, a book about meeting women during regular business hours. I Hope it’s Sunny Out: A Guide to Meeting Women in the Daytime by Tony D.
Wrestleshit by Admiral Fartmore Editor’s Note (Disgraced Former Member): Phantasio was and always will be, the best wrestler. He performed magic tricks DURING the match! Look that shit up! Wrestlecrap: The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling is a book about crappy storylines and gimmicks in professional wrestling. Written by
What’s Sexier than an Orphan? by Admiral Fartmore Editor’s Note (Beau Dashington): a romance between a baby and billionaire? sounds saucy…. My view on Harlequin romances has always been skewed by the fact that my grandmother loves them. She retired early, and for the past 40-odd years, she
All Real Men are Just Like Me by Beau Dashington Editor’s Note (Admiral Fartmore): My mother loves Tim Allen and keeps a copy of this book in her dining room. We’re nothing if not topical here at the PSBC. We’re always covering current events like the OJ
The Big W by Admiral Fartmore Book Assigner’s Note (Beau Dashington): Once again, the PSBC proves its relevance by returning to some ancient piece of shit from the 90s that no one cares about. Interesting fact: this movie has two sequels, but will this review as well? If you’
Eat, Pimp, Love: One Ghetto Gourmet’s Search for Everything by Disgraced Former Member This post marks a first in PSBC history. I have been given the privilege and responsibility of reviewing the first-ever cookbook. When I heard I was getting assigned a cookbook my heart dropped; I’ve been